Shipping

We hand-package your Ding Dongers with love, sarcasm, and top-tier shipping partners. Each Donger is made to order, so please allow time for processing before shipment.

Domestic Shipping

Shipping fees are calculated at checkout based on location and shipping speed. You’ll receive tracking info once your Donger ships. Please allow 2–6 business days for processing.

International Shipping

Yes, we ship globally! For international orders and bulk requests, please contact us directly at Contact@DingDongers.com for a custom shipping quote and estimated delivery time. Customs fees may apply and are the responsibility of the recipient.

Returns

Due to the nature of our products (and let’s be honest — would you want to return a decorated dildo?), all sales are final.

Return Policy

We do not accept returns or exchanges unless the item arrives damaged or defective. If that happens, email us within 7 days of delivery with a photo and we’ll make it right.