McDonger

Sale Price: $69.99 Original Price: $99.99

“Short. Magical. And definitely not safe for work.”

This leprechaun-themed dildo brings all the luck — and none of the subtlety. Complete with green accents, gold coins, and pure mischievous energy.

Send on St. Patrick’s Day, or anytime someone’s been getting lucky way too often. Pair with green beer for maximum chaos.

“Short. Magical. And definitely not safe for work.”

This leprechaun-themed dildo brings all the luck — and none of the subtlety. Complete with green accents, gold coins, and pure mischievous energy.

Send on St. Patrick’s Day, or anytime someone’s been getting lucky way too often. Pair with green beer for maximum chaos.